http://www.destructoid.com/how-xbox-live-is-blatantly-better-than-psn-233346.phtml
Ah, how I love Jim Sterling. Seriously, if you're interested in some really good video game journalism/humor/satire/what have you, check him out.
Now, some background. XBOX Live and the Playstation Network are the online stores/services for their respective consoles. There's a rivalry here- it's widely accepted that PSN is better, due to it's free services, more perks, and they don't (pardon my language) dick thier customers over as much. However, they did get hacked that one time, which is huge fodder for the XBOX fanboys.
(note, I am a PSN member, so I may be slightly biased.)
Background part two: Games journalism is a lot different from "normal" journalism- they use a LOT of comedy techniques (hyperbole, disparagement, verbal irony, litotes, dramatic irony based on knowledge that is regarded as widely known in gamer circles, non-sequitur things, parodies, lots of sarcasm, and lots of wit), and that's regarded as normal.
Anyways, to our article!
It's essentially a satire on the crazy arguments XBL (XBOX Live) members use to prove that it's better than PSN. Even though, if taken literally, this article talks about how XBL is better than PSN, the point of the article is to prove the opposite.
First of all, this can be nearly indistinguishable from a serious article. Well, as serious as games journalism gets. This is a parody article, because it imitates the style and content of a serious comparison article, with the aim of ridiculing the topic.
I digress. Anyways, Mr. Sterling starts off this article with a typical "funny" opening, setting it up for a generic compare-and-contrast between two things article.
"Since medieval times, humanity has debated, argued, and sometimes even fought over the eternal question -- which company is better, Sony or Microsoft? Angry diatribes have been written and blood has been spilled, but neither man nor beast have found the answer.
However, each side can score points in less encompassing criteria, and it is on these smaller battlefields that the war is being waged in earnest. One of the greatest war zones, the realm of online services, is the most hard-fought, but it's clear who is winning -- Microsoft. Yes, Xbox Live is blatantly better than PlayStation
To someone who has some knowledge of current-gen gaming systems, this presents a case of situational irony. We expect that someone knowledgeable enough to write an article knows that PSN is better than XBOX, so we laugh, because we didn't expect his final statement.
His reasoning for XBL being better than PSN is a group of non-sequiturs, the first being
"It's called the economy, dumbass! Look it up in a book sometime.
Paying for Xbox Live just proves it's better than the oafish PSN, which clearly has no respect for itself if it'll give us stuff without a charge. "
Yes, of course something is better just because we pay for it. This is an inference made that does not follow from the evidence.
Another way he tries to "convince" us that XBOX is better is by sarcasm.
"PSN got hacked once. Microsoft did not. Again, probably because we pay for Xbox Live, we can trust its security and know the service is able to afford a truly secure network that none of us ever need fear. To date, there have literally been NO reports (that I've seen) of anybody being harassed, attacked, conned, or otherwise inconvenienced by another person on Xbox Live (that I personally know)."
He expects that many people know that XBOX Live is a haven for immature people who constantly ridicule, attack, and harass others, making it a totally annoying, hurtful, and even unsafe environment for people to play in, and so his statement that it's nothing like that, he exaggerates the fact that it's what always happens, therefore solidifying why PSN is better.
Just to keep this blog post short, I'll leave you with just one more example- I'm not sure entirely what to call this though. Hyperbole, colloquilaism, disparagement, etc?
"It's American
Unlike the PlayStation Network, Xbox Live is American, and as such it enjoys all the benefits that America has to offer. Xbox Live stands for freedom, a strong work ethic, democracy, God, eagles, Obama, and justice. Meanwhile, PSN is not American, and as such does not stand for freedom or any of the other things I can't be bothered to type out again. Also, it's probably racist a little bit.
Let us not forget that Japan started World War II by bombing a place once..."
At this point, I'm too entertained by this article to pick out all the different comedy techniques he uses, because it's such a complicated conglomeration, that I don't think I'd ever be able to really figure it out.
Throughout the article, the voice and word choice he uses adds to the comedy. Using elevated language in some places, he makes things out to be more important than we know they are (see first excerpt), and in some places, he takes on the voices of various stereotypes (the true-blue American redneck, the ignorant fanboy) that most people generally see as idiotic and incorrect, to make us see his true point- this arguement is stupid, and PSN is obviously superior.